Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Ten Things You Should Know About Sex

1. It's expensive.

2. They don't take credit cards.

3. It might require a chiropractor, later.

4. Things stain.

5. Longer life batteries? By whose definition?

6. Some muscle cramps can't be kicked out and will require medical intervention.

7. It's not funny.

8. A picture lasts forever.

9. Clothing optional is not always an option.

10. Again, it's very, very expensive.

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