The Devil talks Christian.

Lahaye, and the Huckabee, going Glee over these looming end times.

Don't be fooled...the scowls and worry you see, its actually JOY JOY JOY...because when folks are scared...they BUY, Buy, Buy...

As in really bad stuff like the L E F T    B E H I N D    B O O K S.

Wait, you didn't get the memo?  Its found on http://www.i'msavedyou'renot.antichrist.fu/

These astute dudes are calling the game over, as of... uh now.  It's last cal kids, the Rapture is in the house.

Wahoo!

And don't tell anyone, but the word on http://www.the%20endtimesisgoingtobesoradcool.rapture/ is that a Born Again Flash Mob is just moments away from doing a reenactment of Thriller (minus the orange prison garb) at the Lincoln Memorial.  Hold the crotch thrusts please.

Just wait for the text from FOX and Friends for further instructions---that is if you don't want to be left behind.



Hat tip: From Pam's blend. 

No Religious movement has done more to help facilitate the end times than fundamentalist Christians with their enabling, meddling, and fear mongering, and since, dang it!---- God doesn't seem to want to cooperate and blow the place up, maybe with a little help from BP OIL and Halliburton and Enron and the rest of the RepublicanRapture500, they can get 'er done with out the big guy.  Somebody has to man up and show God how it's done and it might as well be this crew.

Coming right up! One guaranteed to shock and awe ya, self-fulfilling, Armageddon prophesy come true!

Let's get this planet ended, now!

This is why FOX is crazy people news.   Do you want any of these people close to a Nuke?  Especially witnessing their joy and happiness at our collective end?  So,did you notice their delight as they pundit in first traitor the ruin of everything?  Imagine the honor they must feel, being the Choosen Ones honored to officially announce the arrival of the end times,and Obama's hand in this joyous collapse.

If this is a wet d ream of a prophesy-come-true, wait---haven't their politics curiously and certainly enabled the death of  our economy and the ruin of wall street? That Huckabee has a fringe media show is not surprising.  But to pose a question like this---"do you think we are in the end times?" to Lahaye is hardly journalism.  The majority of the world's believers do not ascribe to this sort of doom fetish, but while FOX can claim viewership, this isn't necessarily a sign of credibility.  It's more like a nod to a 24/7 freak show, and who can pass up that kind of gratification? 

This is just another in a line of hand offs to that small brand of Star Wars Christians, the one whose command of scripture is limited to the books of Daniel and Revelations, who foam at the mouth every time the mark of the beast goes up against the Messiah, and who travel the country in tent revivals scaring all the residents of trailer parks, because if all these dots are connecting, by God it must be true.

And don't forget, the special effects from the END TIMES will be wicked sick cool.  Coming to a Christian Book Store Near You!  Don't miss it!